Why America Has an Oil Shortage
Because nobody bothered to check the oil?
The reason America has an oil shortage is purely geographical:
- The oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Coastal Alabama, Coastal Mississippi, Coastal Texas, Texas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma and Pennsylvania.
- The dipsticks are located in Washington D.C.
I didn’t know whether to put this in my “Just for Fun” or “EXPOSED” category… so I put it in both 🙂
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